Monday, September 17, 2007

Here We Go Again: Another OJ Trial (heretofore known as OJ2)

Get ready folks. This is it - what we've all been waiting for. And this time, we can really do it up right. This time we've got more news shows, more gossip shows, the Daily show, webcasts, blogs, iphones, the works. We can make it bigger than it was before: bigger, faster, more divisive.

I don't know about you, but I have missed the OJ trial. I wish it never ended. All the drama, insanity, fun, racial tension, late night comedy, the Judge Ito dancers, and especially Cato. I think he should host a CourtTV or maybe a VH1 show during this new fiasco. Maybe he could co-host with Flavor-Flav. Maybe the show could be called "Juice Deuce."

We as a nation have waited patiently for 13 long years, desperately trying to keep ourselves occupied with Michael Jackson, Baretta, JonBenet Ramsey and Anna Nicole Smith. And except for the day MJ danced on the roof of his SUV outside his trial, it's all been one huge yawn. We've longed for the days when we could watch a white Bronco drive 25 miles an hour on an LA freeway. I believe that America could have intently watched that Bronco chase for weeks (if the cops would have let him stop for gas every few hours). It was exactly like "The Truman Show" when Jim Carey was sailing toward the end of the world. Well folks, our wait is about to be over. It proves that if you truly want something, and you are patient and virtuous, then the universe will provide. Juice Deuce is finally here.

Note to self - I need to trademark the term "Juice Deuce."

I only wish that OJ2 could have also started with a low-speed Bronco chase. Maybe it's not too late for them to work one in.

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bettyb said...

Juice Deuce is mine!

Celebrity Rant said...

Are you out there spamming?

That's not nice. Email for a link :)

feministsunite said...

i lOVE the idea of OJ and Flav co-hosting. They could compete for trashy white women in a series called "Juice vs Flavor: who got game". Sex. Violence. Interracial drama. The show would end when the first b**** dies. And no, wait, that would be the beginning of the next series. Quick call VH1

Anonymous said...

Good point, though sometimes it's hard to arrive to definite conclusions

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