It's time for the tv and radio comedians to dust off and polish up the old terrible OJ jokes and get em ready for recycling.
Here's a few of the horrible oldies to warm you up before the onslaught (watch late-night television tonight). None of these are funny, but all the good Juice jokes were told by Chris Rock, and they don't come across in written form.
How many O.J. Simpsons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
OJ had no time to screw in a light bulb because he was too busy savagely murdering Nicole and Ron Goldman and cutting them up into little pieces.
What was the last thing O.J. said to Nicole?
"Your waiter will be right with you."
What is the slogan of Cato Kaelin's new limo company?
We get you to the airport with time to kill.
What's the difference between OJ and KFC?
At KFC they cut up the chicks before they batter them.
Why were so many people in L.A. dissapointed by the O.J. verdict?
They already had new TV sets picked out!
What does OJ still have in common with his old team the Buffalo Bills?
They both murder the Browns.
One of Chris Rock's jokes went something like this:
Ron Goldman was driving around town in OJ's car, fucking OJ's wife and in a house OJ was paying the mortgage on. Now I'm not saying he should have killed her... but I understand.
Post your old and new, funny and unfunny OJ jokes in a comment. Or, if you have any good jokes about Britney's vagina, please post those as well.